- Anti Joke

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

1+2 = 6

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere