I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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One time i was sitting down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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