- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Brain fart

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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