A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Men's rights

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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