- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

YOLO You only like Oreos

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

FUCK THE JEWS

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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