Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Hail Hitler

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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