There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The New York Giants

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops