if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Camerons hair is Curly..

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

how much fish could a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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