- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What comes after 69? 70

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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