- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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