- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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