Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Suck pussy

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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