Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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A sober Irish individual.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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