What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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