Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

You know whats better than 24? 25

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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