What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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