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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Lil Wayne

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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