- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

No it doesnt..

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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