- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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