An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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