- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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