A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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miha kako si?

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Who is it?

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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