- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

why does the man appear fat he is

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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