What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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