Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Canadians

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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