How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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