What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Ready for something funny? nothing

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What would u like to drink?

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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