My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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