- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Your mother is so fat.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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