- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

this website is a bad joke

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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