- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Canadians

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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