So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Anti Joke

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