- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

N-E Pats never cheated

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??