How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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