- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Once upon a time a was born

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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