What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Penis

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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