A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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