- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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