A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Where's my tractor?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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