What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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