- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

knock knock come in !

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Happy Monday!

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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