knock knock who's there ?

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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A Serbian Film

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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