- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What are annoying? Ads.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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