- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

A dancer walks into a barre

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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