- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Your girlfriend.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Justin Bieber hits puberty

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