What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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