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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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