A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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