- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

No it doesnt..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Lil Wayne

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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