A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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