So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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#IHateHashtags

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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