- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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