What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Canadians

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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