- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

why was the cat black it was a black cat

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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