Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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