- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What's the new green? Green

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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