What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Nickelback.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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