What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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