- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Knock knock It's open, come in

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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