- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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