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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Hail Hitler

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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