- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom The End.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Whose your daddy? Not me

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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