- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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