How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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