how do you win a game try your best

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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