- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

An Asian with a big dick.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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