Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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