- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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