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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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