Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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RUN

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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