How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Alchohol.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Iif your reading this ur gay

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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