A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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12 niqqa 12.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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woman's rights

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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