There once was this guy and he fell down

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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