- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Brain fart

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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