A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Whats 1+1? window!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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