- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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