- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Gay rights.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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