- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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