- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Good job, son.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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