- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

NEVER

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

antijoke is the best website.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!