- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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