Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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autistic kids rock

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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