- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What rhymes with milk...milf

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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