Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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knock knock!? . . No.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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God is real.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Anti Joke

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