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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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