knock knock!? . . No.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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