What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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