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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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