- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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