A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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