- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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