- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

so today i took a poop. hehe

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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