Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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