What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Good job, son.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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