- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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