- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??