friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

hola said the chinese man

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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