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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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