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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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