I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

hola said the chinese man

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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