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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Women's Rights..

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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