- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Ben Corbishley

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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