- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Womens rights

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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