Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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PENIS :)

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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WILLYS

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Anti Joke

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